Posted: Tuesday 14th December 2004, 5:27 AM

Hold Em Poker Online

Okay, I have a confession to make. I've been slacking a bit on the boobs. I know, it's horrible. But I started watching the World Series of Poker on ESPN and got a little hooked. Then I started playing a little online poker at PartyPoker and have been pretty hooked.

So far I'm up about a thousand bucks or so, in just over three weeks. No, really. And hell, I'm a pretty good poker player, but I bet you're even better. The secret is that PartyPoker is advertising everywhere, and man, you wouldn't believe how bad most of these players are. They can't hand you their money fast enough. And it's all for real money, not for play money.

Check it out now and they'll even GIVE you $100 when you open an account!

Posted: Tuesday 17th August 2004, 10:50 PM

More Free Boobs

That's right, my horny flock of followers. I've got more luscious, glistening, bouncing boobs. And guess what? These melodious melons are 100% free! That's right! No trial memberships, no hidden costs, nothing! Just tits! For free!

Posted: Sunday 18th July 2004, 9:13 AM

Big Tit Buffet

Yes! Indeed! I have risen from the dead, bringing you big tit goodness, free for all! Rejoice, rejoice, hallelujah!

(So I've been too busy lately to update this. But hopefully that shall soon change. Thanks for bearing with me.)

while I was gone, though, I managed to find a new favorite big tit porn site. I was getting a little bored with all the crappy free sites and my favorite pay sites were wearing a little thin. (yeah, I pay for porn, and so should you, silly monkey. Stop wasting time on Kazaa, picking up viruses, when you can get all the prime, nasty porn you want in one place, with no hassle. Pics, full-length movies, live shows, you name it).

So, with no further ado, I wrangled some links for you to check out Big Tit Buffet for free! Yeah yeah, I know, you're welcome.

15 free pics from Big Tit Buffet
Even more free pics from big Tit Buffet

Posted: Saturday 10th July 2004, 9:43 AM

Drug Slang Terms

This is pretty dang funny. Apparently the Office of National Drug Control Policy has a database of commonly used drug slang terms. Or, as they put it, "The Street Terms Database".

Street Term o' the Day

Abandominiums: Abandoned row houses where drugs are used.

Posted: Friday 19th December 2003, 5:29 PM

Porn at Home

Aww, man. I just realized that I'm about to go home to visit the parental units for a week or so. Which means a whole lot of sneaking around, if there's going to be any porn viewing, or any toking going on.

Better make the most of tonight then. *mischievous grin*

Posted: Friday 19th December 2003, 5:24 PM

XXX Santa

Sorry for being AWOL for a bit, but I was out of town, neck deep in turkey. Alas, and no holiday boob sightings to report. That'd be a trip, though, if there were a XXX Santa, who lived in Thailand, and only delivered sex toys to naughty, naughty girls...

But I'm back in the saddle. XXX Santa or no, I'll be doing by best the next few days to make up for lost time and shower you with all sorts of juicy, bouncing, kind treats!

Posted: Thursday 4th December 2003, 5:40 PM

Paris Hilton Tits

No, you depraved little smut monkeys, I don't have any pics of Paris Hilton tits. If you feel like wading through 10 billion bogus files on Kazaa, I'm sure you can find it.

The joys of Paris Hilton tits aside, I've almost reached the point where downloading anything on Kazaa is more trouble than it's worth. You can't turn around without getting infected with spyware these days on most P2P networks.

I use the utility below to scan and see if I've picked up any ugly spyware after a hard day's work of searching for porn. It seems to catch a lot more than any of the free utilities out there, and is definitely worth coughing up a few bucks for, to be spyware-free.

Posted: Friday 19th December 2003, 5:19 PM

Massive Mammories

Sometimes when I'm surfing for porn I'll find a set of massive mammories that cause my physical pain. I mean, sweet mother of Jebus, I don't know where these creatures exist.

Just think, some lucky fool gets to see those massive mammories each and every night. Gets to go to to bed with them. Gets to play with their nipples, suck on them, and bury their head between them.

Ahh, massive mammories, how do I love thee, let me count the ways...

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Posted: Thursday 18th December 2003, 11:48 PM

Herb Grinder

If you still need a great Christmas gift for that pothead friend of yours, an herb grinder could be just the ticket.

Simply pack it, twist, and you're good to go, with perfectly textured herbs each and every time, great for rolling or packing a bowl. This herb grinder also comes with a useful secret storage compartment, so that your goods are always safely stashed away.

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to get an herb grinder of your own

Posted: Thursday 18th December 2003, 11:38 PM

Bouncing Boobs

Mmm, something about the Christmas season always puts me in the mood for big bouncing boobs. Maybe it's the egg nog, or the sleigh rides over rolling hills, or the fact that, you know, bouncing boobs rock, no matter what time of year it is.

But somehow I doubt I have to sell you on the wonderous qualities of bouncing boobs. It's the sort of thing that kind of sells itself, you know, without much need for a sales pitch.

And, with no further ado, now I'll share with you the prime bouncing boobs of the night that my neverending boob quest has uncovered.

More free pics of bouncing boobs for you!

Posted: Thursday 18th December 2003, 11:33 PM

Chronic Candy

I had a couple of these at a party a month or so ago, and kept meaning (and forgetting) to post about it. People call 'em candy chronic or chronic pops, but they're basically marijuana suckers, minus the active THC.

What's cool is that I swear this candy chronic causes a bit of a buzz. Pretty mellow, really, and nothing that will knock yoour socks off, but still. Maybe it's psychological more than anything, but prettyy fun stuff, all in all. They've also got chronic gummies and other similar items.

Posted: Thursday 18th December 2003, 11:27 PM

Midget Boobs

Holy shit. And you thought I meant tiny little petite boobs, right? Naw, dawg. I'm talking about honest-to-God midget boobs.

So yeah, I look at a lot of porn. I even pay for access to porn sites, if they're kick-ass. Yeah, I know, you can download Kazaa and get all sorts of free stuff but 1) half of the files are mislabeled or have viruses attached to them 2) it'll take you a month to remove all the spyware from your computer and 3) I'm not a cheap bastard, I know what I like, and I'll pay a few bucks for it. But I digress. My point was that I've never, in all my hours of porn watching, seen any midget sex. Not even a midget boob. Until now, that is.

With no further ado, I give you the free midget sex pics I just stumbled across. Dude. I mean, wow.

Free Midget Sex Pics

More Midget Sex Pics
Lesbian Midget Sex Pics

Posted: Thursday 18th December 2003, 7:43 PM

Growing Weed

I have to admit, as much as I like consuming it, I've never tried growing weed. It's equal parts fear, equal parts I-kill-anything-plant-like-that-comes-into-my-general-vicinity.

I have a friend who's pretty big into hydroponics, though, and it's been interesting to watch his progress. His wife left him so he converted her old sewing room into a grow room. Which I thought was pretty funny, if not the best use of space. But he's had good success so far in his growing weed adventures, so I guess I can't knock.

For interested parties, below are a few related links to growing weed, if you have the inclination and the green thumb for it:

Growing Gear and Hydroponics Supplies

Seeds Straight from Amsterdam

Posted: Thursday 18th December 2003, 7:42 PM

Huge Natural Boobs

I know it's a matter of taste, but there's something to be said for big, bouncing boobs, straight from nature. Anyone can fork over the bucks to get enormous silicone ta-tas, but it's a rare, wonderful thing to stumble across huge natural boobs.

Shh... Don't tell anyone I told you, but click the below link for a free little taste of huge natural boobs. You're welcome, cheeky monkey.

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Posted: Thursday 18th December 2003, 7:42 PM

Monstrous Melons

Mmm...now THAT is what I'm talking about...

Courtesy of Monstrous Melons

Posted: Thursday 18th December 2003, 7:41 PM

The Perfect Handjob

This one is for all the guys in the audience. Be sure to send this link about the perfect handjob to your wife or girlfriend (or boyfriend, if you swing that way.)

For all of the girls in the audience...wait...are there any girls in the audience?

Posted: Thursday 18th December 2003, 7:40 PM

Tiny Tits

I really shouldn't kiss or tell (or fuck and tell, even), but I had a pretty interesting experience the other night. I like to call it The Attack of Tiny Tits Tina.

I was with some friends at a bar, just hanging out, watching the Lakers game. And this chick is checking me out, and I notice, but she's as flat-chested as they come, and, well, we all know that I like the big boobs. But she finally comes over, tiny tits and all, and introduces herself. Tina.

So she's not shy at all, and blah blah blah, yada yada yada, and we're in my car in the parking lot. I assumed we'd go back to my place, but the next thing I know she's got her baby-doll off, no bra underneath, and is unzipping my pants. I reach over and start playing with her nipples as she goes to work on me, licking the tip of it, taking me deep into her mouth. I start pinching her nipples and she moans, tiny tits shaking, until she finishes me off, and sits up, smiling, licking her lips. She gets dressed, giggles, and is out the door and gone.

Slam, bam, thank you Tina.

Okay, so you read this far, here's your treat:

Mmm, totally tits...

Posted: Thursday 18th December 2003, 7:39 PM

Smoking Weed

If there's one thing better than boobs, it's weed. At least in my own personal little universe. I usually waver back and forth, depending on which is more handy. Usually it's weed. Now if I can just find the right lovely lady, who enjoys to toke herself, and combine boobs and smoking weed, well, that'd be a little slice of heaven.

I have a confession to make, though. A couple of years ago I was over at a friend's house, and he and a buddy were smoking weed. So we all took a few rips, and were feeling good, and they asked me how it was, how I felt, etc. And it was pretty good bud, which is what I told them. And they both just start laughing, and couldn't stop. Guess what the fuckers had done? One of them bought some herbal buds at a head shop, and that's what we'd been smoking! They got a big kick out of it, thinking they'd pulled a killer joke on me.

Well guess what? I've been buying the shit ever since from HerbalSmokeShop.com, especially when my stash is low and all my connections are out of town. Or especially when I'm worried about a drug test at work. My motto is as long as it gets me where I want to go, it doesn't make much difference where it comes from. Maybe I'm betraying the stoner code by sometimes using alternatives instead of smoking weed, but hey, it's legal and it does the trick. And that's definitely all right by me.

Posted: Thursday 18th December 2003, 7:39 PM

Boob Man

Okay, so sue me. I like big boobs. I'm a boob man. There are much worse things.

Don't get me wrong. Legs are nice. Eyes are nice. Asses are nice. Even toes are nice. But there's just something about boobs. And I don't mean just any boobs. I mean BIG BOOBS.

I think it was my first real girlfriend Jennie that sealed my fate as Boob Man. Great googly moogly, did she ever have a set of boobs. I still remember that first night in the back of my dad's Pontiac, her slipping off her skimpy, tight t-shirt and black lace bra, those boobs of hers spilling out, gigantic and rippling, with perfect pink puffy nipples, cupping them in my palm, flicking them with my tongue...

But enough walking down memory lane. Here's a little eye candy for you:

Boob Man's Rack of the Day (10 free pics)

Posted: Thursday 18th December 2003, 7:38 PM