Smoking Weed

If there's one thing better than boobs, it's weed. At least in my own personal little universe. I usually waver back and forth, depending on which is more handy. Usually it's weed. Now if I can just find the right lovely lady, who enjoys to toke herself, and combine boobs and smoking weed, well, that'd be a little slice of heaven.

I have a confession to make, though. A couple of years ago I was over at a friend's house, and he and a buddy were smoking weed. So we all took a few rips, and were feeling good, and they asked me how it was, how I felt, etc. And it was pretty good bud, which is what I told them. And they both just start laughing, and couldn't stop. Guess what the fuckers had done? One of them bought some herbal buds at a head shop, and that's what we'd been smoking! They got a big kick out of it, thinking they'd pulled a killer joke on me.

Well guess what? I've been buying the shit ever since from HerbalSmokeShop.com, especially when my stash is low and all my connections are out of town. Or especially when I'm worried about a drug test at work. My motto is as long as it gets me where I want to go, it doesn't make much difference where it comes from. Maybe I'm betraying the stoner code by sometimes using alternatives instead of smoking weed, but hey, it's legal and it does the trick. And that's definitely all right by me.

Posted: Thursday 18th December 2003, 7:39 PM